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  Okay, Now It's Official. I have seen EVERYTHING!!

  by Gary1914 in

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  http://www.lulu.com/jehovahswitness

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  Good spot ColdRed. I think you're right that it's some kind of spoof. My guess is that the author is already out of the org.
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  Counsel by school overseer...

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  what was your worst point of counsel?

  i think for most men, it was gesturing to an audience while trying to make it look natural.

  i remember writing on my notes to gesture and to speak slowly... what was your hardest point of counsel to work on?.

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  LOL Confession

  I think you did the right thing by just giving her a good. If everyone was enjoying the view why spoil it
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  Counsel by school overseer...

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  what was your worst point of counsel?

  i think for most men, it was gesturing to an audience while trying to make it look natural.

  i remember writing on my notes to gesture and to speak slowly... what was your hardest point of counsel to work on?.

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  Gestures were my sticking point too. I got G's for all the others but I had to work on gestures about 6 times.

  In the end I thought I would just take the pi$$ a bit and make the gestures look as extravagant and theartical as possible. Guess what.. I got a good for it. I thought I looked like an idiot but maybe to the audience it looked perfectly fine.

  I remember at my last hall the school overseer every week used to say 'oh dear I don't think we have time to give counsel, times running on. See me afterwards for your counsel' After every talk he'd say it. He was a nice guy and I think he didn't like embarrassing people in front of everyone if he had negative counsel to give or suggestions for ways they could have done it better. He was totally in denial about his sexuality as well.. but that's another story.
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  Pathetic Geek Stories

  by Elsewhere in

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  lol... anyone ever seen this?.

  http://www.patheticgeekstories.com.

  ok, i admit it... i was a total geek growing up so this thing makes me cringe when i read it.

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  Hey Elsewhere thanks for the link. I really like that site, it's a neat idea. I sense a Daniel Clowse influence on the cartoonist who draws the strips on the site.

  I'm still a total geek. I gauge timescales of events in my life by whatever graphics card I had in my PC. I met someone today I hadn't seen in a while and I was trying to remember when we first met. The first thought I had was that when I first met him I had a 16mb Matrox G400 and then I could pinpoint the year.
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  Would the WTS prefer a smaller church of devoted adherents like the Pope?

  by truthseeker in

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  is it possible that the society would prefer a smaller church membership with loyal, devoted witnesses?

  if the annual report is anything to go by, it seems that membership is getting smaller, and more are leaving over apostacy.. .

  http://www.nationalcatholicreporter.org/update/conclave/pt041905g.htm.

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  I seem to recall in the book 30 years Watchtower Slave by W Schnell that he felt one of the society's first aims was to become the national religion and even the main international religion of the world.

  I'm not sure how true this is as the idea must have been dropped a long time ago.

  With the orgs fanatical enthusings about facts, figures, hours, percentage growth and such I think they would still like to see the JW's grow in size. I don't think they give a rats ass about the quality or devotedness of the individuals as they take great delight later on in being able to kick them out when they don't tow the line.
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  Jesus was an only son

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  anyone heard this new song off brucie's new album devils and dust?

  its a pretty good song.

  nice lyrics..... pope.

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  I prefer the Modest Mouse version -

  Jesus Christ Was An Only Child

  Well Jesus Christ was an only child
  He went down to the river
  And he drank and smiled
  And his dad was oh-so-mad
  Should have insured that planet
  Before it crashed
  Working real hard to make internet cash
  Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
  I know now what I knew then
  But I didn't know then what I know now
  Penny found out as her hair was styled
  You should hide you kids
  While the dogs run wild
  Jesus Christ was an only child
  He went down to the river
  And he drank and smiled
  And his dad was oh-so-mad
  Should have killed that little fucker
  Before he even had
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  144,000 going to heaven, based on what??

  by truth_about_the_truth in

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  let's face it, most jw's believe that there is clear biblical evidence that shows that only 144k will go to heaven and rule as kings during the 1000 yr reign.

  when examining this topic without the aid of anything but the bible itself, it paints quite a different picture.

  you would need to make some blind assumptions to come to the wt conclusion regarding this topic.. jws take it for granted this scripture rev.

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  I agree Oldsoul that the number must be symbolic. In fact it's weird reasoning by the JW's to think it's literal after taking everything else in Revelation as symbolic.
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  Jah

  by Inkie in

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  the name jah is found throughout the hebrew scriptures.

  have you not tried reading a hebrew interlinear to see this?

  examples of the use of jah are found even in many peoples' names such as: isaiah (meaning salvation of jah), jeremiah (meaning jah loosens), zedekiah (meaning jah is righteousness), zephaniah (meaning jah has concealed), zechariah (meaning jah has remembered), abijah (meaning my god is jah), etc., etc., etc.

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  I'm off for a jah

  Anyone want to join me?
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  Did You Ever Think The "End" Was Going To Happen In Your Lifetime"?

  by minimus in

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  although i was considered an exemplary jw, i never really could see it happening.

  still don't.

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  I always hoped it would... and yet I was kinda scared of it. It was because as a JW it seems nothing you do is good enough and you can always do more so I was always confused as to what the benchmark was for getting in the 'new world'.

  They destroy people's prospects for real life now, regardless of any thought someone might have about afterlife.

  Definitely agree with that AlmostAtheist. It reminds me of a thought Michael Caine said on a few occasions during interviews that 'some people live their lives like it's a rehearsal and not that important. Well it isn't - this is it. make the most of it.'

  I'm pretty sure it's a dig at the JW attitude cos I knew the lady who was his housekeeper for many years. She is a JW and used to leave him watchtowers and awakes on his coffee table and 'witness' to him and his wife.
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  SPORTS CONSPIRACIES

  by tijkmo in

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  this is an interesting list of top 10 sports conspiracies..(albeit from a us perspective).

  as i was reading about conspiracies and whistle blowers i couldnt help but think of what is happening at wts and esp people like ray franz,barbara anderson and bill bowen and others.

  http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/3594758?gt1=6444.

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  Ouch!! That's pretty hardcore Crumpet for a schools sportsday Maybe there was another rejected plan to replace your egg with a whitewashed grenade in the egg and spoon race

  Sounds like you had some ultra-competitive classmates. If it's any consolation people always try to nobble the best participant and favourite for the race.